hey
i’m halexander strider, but you can call me hal for short
basics
He | Him | His - 25
HRT Est. 2017i got symptom disorder (prof. diagnosed) first and foremost and everything else is just extraneousim gay or whatever. none gender with left homie. i prefer masculine honorifics (mr. sir etc) but please dont call me a man unless you know meyes i legally changed my name to dirk strider, yes i have a sbahj tattoo, no i dont kin dirk, we exist
before you follow
im not gonna outright ban anyone from following me as long as they're not a bigot, however below are some view points that are important to me that you should take into mind before following
- i support he/him lesbians
- blood is not a liquid
- i don't believe you need gender dysphoria to be trans
- bugs are not animals
- will be updated later as soon as i remember that i have opinions
KINLIST
you're not gonna like this one, chief
✖ no doubles ✖
socrates
do NOT follow if you were present for my apologia. i did not hate women in my timeline.
spencer shay
dont interact if you think you’re me
griffin mcelroy
neil cicierega
ask before following
john mulaney
in my timeline i was gay
okay to follow | etc
listed in order of importance
Michael Distortion
ⲓ ⲁⲙ ⲛⲟⲧ ⲁ ⲱⲏⲟ, ⲁꞅⲥⲏⲓ𝓿ⲓ𝛓ⲧ, ⲓ ⲁⲙ ⲁ ⲱⲏⲁⲧ
the spiral
ᴴ͙͉ⷩ͜ᵒ͍̝̙ͦʷ͍̼͔ ʷ͎͎͓ᵒ̢̦̪ͦᵘ͕̫ͧˡ̠͍͖ᵈ̡͍͇ͩ ᵃ̘͔̘ͣ ᵐ͕͙̫ͫᵉ̢͙ͤˡ͙͕̝ᵒ̫͔̘ͦᵈ̡͍̦ͩʸ͍̪ ᵈ̼̻͕ͩᵉ̢͙̠ͤˢ̻̝̠͛ᶜ͍̝̙ͨʳ̫͙ͬ͜ⁱ̻̙̫ͥᵇ͎͎͉ⷡᵉ̡͕̟ͤ ⁱ̺͓͍ͥᴛ̢͚ⷮˢ̡̡̫͛ᵉ̢̪̪ͤˡ̞̘͔ᶠ͕̞̙?̻̻
hal strider
this is literally me
idk how i can get any clearer than that
HYPNOS
bastard energy
general
noncanon santa from the santa clause universethe concept of artificial intelligence, just assume if its red and a robot im kinning that bad boyhal crockertaako adventure zone
! disclaimer !
three of my kins are lies.